Some book clubs have wine.
Some have matching bookmarks.
And then thereβs the Penis Parade Desperado Club.
Congratulations on your membership.
This wonderfully inappropriate DCC-inspired embroidered key fob features the infamous Penis Parade Desperado Club design stitched onto dusty pink vinyl, complete with cocktail artwork and exactly zero attempts at behaving appropriately.
At approximately 3.5 inches round, it makes an excellent addition to your keys, backpack, book bag, sling, or purse β especially if you enjoy waiting quietly for another DCC reader to notice it.
Because explaining this one to somebody who hasnβt read the books?
Thatβs between you and the Dungeon.
Details
- Approximately 3.5″ round
- Detailed machine embroidery
- Lightweight dusty pink vinyl
- Key ring and lobster clasp hardware
- Handmade by Fox & Threads
- Design file sourced from String Theory Fabric Art
- DCC-inspired fan merchandise


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