Reward Bitches Don’t Get Rewards DCC-Inspired Embroidered Key Fob

$12.50

The Dungeon never promised fairness. This 3.5″ embroidered DCC-inspired key fob features “Reward Bitches Don’t Get Rewards” stitched in red and gold on black vinyl.

DCC inspired Reward Bitches Don’t Get Rewards embroidered key fob on black vinyl
Reward Bitches Don’t Get Rewards DCC-Inspired Embroidered Key Fob
$12.50

Sometimes you get loot.

Sometimes you get a quest.

And sometimes the Dungeon just reminds you that bitches don’t get rewards.

This DCC-inspired embroidered key fob brings one of those gloriously unhinged Dungeon moments to your keys, bag, backpack, or whatever gear you managed to drag onto the next floor.

The design is densely embroidered in red and gold on lightweight black vinyl and finished with black key-ring hardware. At approximately 3.5 inches, it’s large enough to show off the stitching without becoming another oversized item clogging up your inventory.

Perfect for Dungeon Crawler Carl fans who appreciate their bookish accessories with a healthy dose of chaos, questionable decisions, and deeply unfair reward systems.

Details

  • Approximately 3.5″
  • Dense machine embroidery
  • Lightweight vinyl base
  • Key ring and lobster clasp hardware
  • Handmade by Fox & Threads
  • Design file sourced from String Theory Fabric Art
  • DCC-inspired fan merchandise

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